GUITAR DAD

One of my favorite restaurants is Tijuana Flats, a regional chain of laid-back Tex-Mex joints. And one of the most enjoyable aspects of my dining experience there has been accentuating the flavor of my refried-bean burrito with a little Scorned Woman hot sauce.
 
That is, until Tijuana Flats mysteriously stopped stocking this amazing sauce a few months ago. They must be out of their minds. I mean, they have what looks like hundreds of different hot sauces available. Would it have killed them to keep Scorned Woman on the shelves?
 
No worries. I quickly took matters into my own hands and ordered a three-bottle supply directly from the manufacturer. Now I've got plenty of this deliciously fiery liquid at my fingertips and ready for my homemade burritos. Hell, I might even sneak some into Tijuana Flats on my next visit.
 
As the Scorned Woman slogan declares, "Don't Get Mad – Get Even."