1. Drink less soda
2. Eat more spicy food
3. Jog farther and faster
4. Play a lot more basketball with my son
5. Partake in more princess tea parties with my daughter
6. Make sure my wife always knows how much I adore her
7. Call my parents and brothers more often
8. Get promoted at work
9. Become even less interested in politics
10. Pay far less attention to the Tiger Woods scandal
Obviously I have my work cut out for me, especially with No. 10, so I better stop typing and start working. Best wishes for success with your own 2010 resolutions. As Benjamin Franklin proclaimed, "Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man."