GUITAR DAD

Over-the-top special effects. Earth-shaking explosions. Fireballs from hell. Bad robots annihilating good ones, and vice versa. And in the middle of all this mayhem: the sultry Megan Fox.

My son and I just returned from seeing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, an exhilarating and often dizzying film of epic crash-and-burn proportions. "This is like the best movie I have ever seen in my entire life," declared my little boy. Glad he was impressed. It wasn't my favorite. It could've been edited in half and nothing would be lost. But did I mention that it featured the sultry Megan Fox?